The Odds Machine
Rug Probability
87.3%
Liquidity removal likelihood within next 24h window (σ=12.7)
CEX Listing Hopium
0.0001%
Probability density per unsubstantiated tweet (n=∞)
Dev Activity Index
2/100
Last commit 47d ago. Twitter activity 2.7σ above mean
FUD Propagation
3.14/s
Telegram panic message rate (95% CI: 2.8-3.5/s)
APY Disappointment
99,999%
Theoretical staking rewards (empirical payout: 0%)
Reversal Probability
50%
Spoiler: Stationary Markov process (p=0.5)
• BTC $420,069.42 (+6.9%) • ETH $69,420 (+4.20%) • SOL $420 (-69%) • PEPE $0.0000420 (+420%) • DOGE $0.69 (-42%) • WIF $4.20 (+4200%) • MEME $0.0069 (-99%) • GME $420.69 (+∞%) • BTC $420,069.42 (+6.9%) • ETH $69,420 (+4.20%) • SOL $420 (-69%) • PEPE $0.0000420 (+420%) • DOGE $0.69 (-42%) • WIF $4.20 (+4200%) • MEME $0.0069 (-99%) • GME $420.69 (+∞%)